"Sure we were severely disadvantaged by the unwarranted and prejudicial use of a clearly sectarian orange ball.
Our players being good, patriotic, God fearing men were shocked and stunned by the sight of the abominable inflatable and the craic after the match indicated that Messrs Hooiveld and Loovens refused to kick it while the rest of the squad didn't want to touch it!
Begorrah is it any wonder we lost 3-0"
Spiers and Keevins are on the case and a letter will be winging it's way to UEFA
Another example of The Establishment at work!
